A priest was walking down the street, when a small boy approached from the other direction carrying a bottle of acid. The priest was afraid that the child might injure himself, so he offered to trade a bottle of holy water for the dangerous fluid.
'What will holy water do?' asked the boy.
'Well' replied the priest, 'I rubbed this on a woman's belly and she passed a baby.'
To which the boy replied, 'That's nothing. I rubbed this on a cat's arse and it passed a motorcycle.'
Three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire themselves to learn if it's really hot.
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