| You Might Be A Redneck |
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| Tuesday, 05 September 2000 | |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... * The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. * You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. * Last year you hid the Easter eggs under cow pies * You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. * You think that a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. * Jack Daniels heads your list of "Most Admired People" * You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. * You've got more than one brother named "Darryl" * Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. * Your Senior Prom had Daycare. * You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." * You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. * You take a 6-pack cooler to church. * You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. * One of your kids was born on the pool table. * Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade. * You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it. * You dated one of your parent's current spouses in high school. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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