| The Night Before Y2K |
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| Monday, 04 September 2000 | |
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Twas the night before Y2K and all through the house we all were in hiding, me, my kids, and my spouse. The firewood piled floor to ceiling with care the cupboards all packed with non-perishables to spare. The windows were barred to protect us from looters our new generator is safe `cause it has no computers. We've bought lots of gold should the dollar collapse and run up those credit cards right to the max and just in case the banks should all crash we closed our account and spent all the cash on dried foods and water for our Y2K stash. As the clock ticked toward midnight we knew we'd soon learn the doomsayers were right it would all crash and burn. Stretched out in my chair with my gun in my lap I decided to take a pre-Y2K nap. I fell fast asleep and then, without warning I opened my eyes and it was new year's morning! The lights were still on the TV worked too on all the news channels there was nothing so new. The only news that sounded so bad was the realization I'd been Y2K-had. What I thought was survival was now but a fad. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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