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| Thursday, 27 March 2003 | |
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Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good. When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag. On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present. A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work. The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up. Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make bed, and isin good health...and he's already used to taking orders. Grandpappy and his wife were discussin' their 50th wedding anniversary when she said, "Shall I kill a turkey tonight?" "Naw, said Grandpappy, "Why blame a bird for something' that happened 50 years ago?" Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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