A guy gets on a bus and sits in the front seat. He spits on the floor and says "F***! What a driver!" After he does this a few times, the driver orders him off the bus.
Another guy gets off at the same time. The guy spits on the sidewalk and says "F***! What a driver!"
The second guy says, "I didn't think that guy was a bad driver. What's your problem with him?"
He says "I wasn't talking about the bus driver. When I was walking to the bus stop I saw a really ugly fat broad trying to park a pink 1979 Cadillac Eldorado convertible in a space that was about a foot longer than the car. I yelled at her 'Lady, if you can get that car into that space, I'll
eat your snatch.' Ptui! F***! What a driver!"
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