A blonde was walking by the travel agent and saw a sign that said Cruise for $39. She walked in and plunked her money on the table.
The travel agent grabbed her, tied her to a wooden plank and threw her into the river out back. Another blonde walked in a few minutes later, plunked down her money and she too was grabbed, tied to a wooden plank and thrown into the river out back. The current was swift, so she caught up with the first blonde and they both floated together for a while.
She asked, "Do they serve drinks on this cruise?"
The first blonde said,. . . "They didn't last time."
My boyfriend came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs... he couldn't get back in.
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