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| Saturday, 02 November 2002 | |
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A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin close to the groin. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote. --- Side Effects of the New Orgasm Implant: ~ Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack. ~ Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of orgasm related headlines. ~ Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains ~ She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door. ~ Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV. ~ The Energizer Bunny keeps coming and coming... ~ "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumbache." ~ Finally, size really doesn't matter. ~ "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention...I'm sorry..." ~ Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name. ~ Side effects? Who cares about... oh... oh... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!! ~ In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O." ~ Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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