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| Thursday, 14 February 2002 | |
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THE FOSTERS AD DURING THE OLYMPICS I don't have a kangaroo for a pet I don't wrestle with crocodiles And I don't wear a cork hat I fight wars but never start wars I would rather make peace I can wear my country's flag with pride I am a rock I am the ocean I am the island continent My neighbours are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerellis, the De Costis, the Wong's and the Jakamarras I play football without a helmet I like beetroot on my hamburger I ride in the front seat of the taxi I believe it's a prawn not a shrimp I believe the world is round and down under is on top I believe Australia is the best address on Earth And Australians brew the best beer. now..... THE REAL AUSSIE I ate my pet Kangaroo I am shit scared of crocodiles And I wear a baseball cap I love star wars And the wookie is my favourite I would rather get pissed And watch someone else carry the country's flag with pride I like to rock to Billy Ocean I am blind to my incompetence My neighbours are the Smith's, the Wilson's, the Wogs, the Lebs, the Chinks and the Abo's I watch football with a tinnie I take the beetroot off my hamburgers... And throw Macca's pickles on windows I do runners from taxis I believe the world is flat And Australia is f******* miles away from anywhere I believe Australia is the best address on earth And Australians brew the best beer And that's why we never touch Fosters... We export that s***. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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