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| Friday, 07 December 2001 | |
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- A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. - A child will not spill things on a dirty floor. - Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. - If a child looks like his father, that's heredity; if he looks like a neighbor, that's environment. - If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. - It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. - It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents. - One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many. - You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have. - The first sign of child maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. - Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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