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| Thursday, 09 August 2001 | |
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Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head? My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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