Jokes Miscellaneous My Valentine | My Valentine |
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| Friday, 03 August 2001 | |
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THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR VALENTINE'S DATE * Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra? * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin. * I used to come here all the time with my ex. * I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it. * Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. * I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. * And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. * I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask. * It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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