| True Facts About Men |
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| Thursday, 17 May 2001 | |
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1. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. 2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. 5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. 8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee. 10.Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married. 11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. 12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them. 13. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. 14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -"don't" and "stop". (Unless used together!) Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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