| 12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program |
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| Thursday, 17 May 2001 | |
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I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed before noon. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. I will read a book...if I still remember how. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow! Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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