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When to Propose... Or Not Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage. * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?" * Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence? * Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon. * Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers? * Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers? * Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum? * Has she ever used the word poo-poo? * If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? * Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights? When to Accept a Proposal... Or Not Women who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before accepting a proposal of marriage. * On his first date with you, did he pick you up early so you could help with his laundry? * To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local adult bookstore? * Has he ever bragged about seeing every episode of "Gilligan's Island" at least four times? * Is it unclear to some people whether that's a mustache or just a lot of unruly nose hair? * Is his idea of a classy restaurant one where every table has its own stack of ketchup packets? * Does his car get more than sixty miles per gallon? * Does the label on his deodorant include the phrase "Industrial Strength?" * Has he memorized the telephone number of at least one bail-bondsman? Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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