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Hurts All Over

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A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?", asked the Dr.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", she said.

"All over? Be a little more specific". said the Dr.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger & yelled. "ow, that hurts". Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "That hurts,too". Then she touched her right earlobe,"That even hurts" she cried.

The Dr. looked at her thoughtfully for a moment & asked, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why, yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger."
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