A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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I'm a very law-abiding person. The law says that at 2:00 AM on Sunday, September 31, we must set our clocks back an hour.

I set my alarm clock to 2:00. When it went off, I got up and set all my clocks back an hour. Then I went back to sleep.

It seemed like just a short time, when the alarm woke me up. It was 2:00. I got up and set all my clocks back an hour.

Then I went back to sleep. The alarm woke me up. It was 2:00. I got up and set all my clocks back an hour. Then I went back to sleep.

The alarm woke me up.

Help!!!!

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