Newsflash! John Howard's library burned down on the weekend and two books, amongst other personal belongings, were destroyed!
The real tragedy was that he hadn't finished colouring in one of them.
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Wednesday, 09 May 2007 05:51
[The following, possibly apocryphal story appeared in the Glasgow Herald.]
Lord George Brown, when the band struck up at an embassy function, asked: "Beautiful lady in scarlet, will you waltz with me?"
"Certainly not," was the reply. "First, you are drunk. Second, it is not a waltz, but the Venezuelan national anthem; and third, I am not a beautiful lady in scarlet, but the papal nuncio."
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