On a crowded airliner a five-year-old boy is
throwing a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to
try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly minister slowly walks forward up the
aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the minister leans down and
whispers something into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his
mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.
All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the minister slowly makes his
way back to his seat, one of the stewardess takes him by the sleeve. "Excuse me,
Reverend," she says quietly, "but what magic words did you use on that little
boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently says, "I told him if he didn't cut that crap
out, I'd kick his butt to the moon."
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