Our local minister had all of
his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
The first Sunday, his
sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the
third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.
I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums
were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now
the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP
TALKING!"
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