| Secret to Long Life |
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| Monday, 26 June 2006 | |
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An old man was relaxing at his hundredth
birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long
life?" The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard." The reporter replied, "That's ALL?" The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic." Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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