A young salesman was out on business when one night
he had to stop at a farm. The only room available was with the farmers
pretty daughter . The farmer having heard this kind of joke before
asked his faithful farm hand Hans to wait outside the door with a
shotgun and if he heard any hanky panky shoot the stranger.
The next morning the sales man lift a bit quickly and the farmer
proud of his quick thinking said to his daughter ' So, that city fella
didn't try any thing with you? '
'Oh no' said the girl 'Hans just gave me his shotgun, put on my
nightie and told me to wait in the corridor and make sure the guy
couldn't escape 'ti morning!'
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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