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Wednesday, 01 February 2006 |
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new
dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the
male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten
yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly
held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, smiled and said, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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