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| Tuesday, 09 August 2005 | |
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So this bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages. The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" "Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?" "Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" The assistant says, "Well no". "And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?" "What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't," With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?" The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Bunnings." Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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