If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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The Magic Kiss
Monday, 13 June 2005 08:45
In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged old man were sitting.
The girl looks like she's having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
She replies. "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
"Yes," she says.
Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
"Here," she replies, pointing to her lips.
So the boyfriend kisses her lips. "Is it better now?"
"Much better." "Anywhere else?"
She replies by pointing to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her neck
Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the young man, "Excuse me son, do you do hemorrhoids?"
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