Jokes

Speeding Granny

Seniors

Old Ethel loved to race her wheelchair around the retirement home.

Oneday while she was racing her wheelchair around the halls like normal, she ran into an old man standing in the middle of the narrow hall.

"Stop," the old man said, "your speeding. I'll need to see your licence."

So Ethel dug through her robe pockets, pulled out a KIT-KAT wraper and handed it to the old man.

He looked at it for a moment handed it back and said,"Here, your free to go,but I don't wanna see you speeding again,...ok."

With that Ethel speed off around the next corner where another old man awaited her.

"Stop! Your speeding." He says,"I need to see your licence and registration."

Again Ethel dug through her robe pockets this time she pulled out the KIT-KAT wraper and a pillow tag.

She handed these to the old man who glanced at them and handed them back.

"Here, your free to go, but, I don't wanna see you speeding again."

With that Ethel speed off around the next corner where a third old man awaited her only this one was naked holding his penis in his hand.

"OH NO! Not another breathalizer!" Moaned poor Old Ethel.

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