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Pharmacy

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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he spoke to said she was the pharmacist and she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with.

The man said it was something he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car and $3000 a month living expenses."

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