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A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button."

I foolishly asked what she was doing.

The blonde pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said...

"Depress button for ice."
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