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There was a blonde who was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her, "Go do something tp prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the world capitals or something?"

The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her.

She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the world capitals!"

The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her.

He says, "Okay, what's the capital of Monaco?"

The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
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