| Man's Errors |
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| Thursday, 01 January 2004 | |
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Mans Errors and length of time until you can expect Not to get any. Giggling at her for getting misty at the end of a chick flick. -4 days Using any _expression other than making love to refer to sex. -4 days Tone of voice that she doesn't like while talking about her mother -5 days Actually saying no you don't want to go when she says.."It's okay if you don't want to go". -6days Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter. -8 days. Bringing up the possibility of a threesome: With her friend...2days With her sister...19 days With her mom.......6 months Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when she asks how the makeup she just spent 1-1/2 hours putting on looks. -2 days Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was a really cool police chase on TV. -3 days Not answering quickly or vehemently enough when she asks you if you would ever cheat on her. -12 days Accusing her of having PMS: when she doesn't -8 days when she does -12 days Failing to be serious about a relationship quiz in Cosmopolitan. -4 days Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it. -6 days Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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