Jokes

The Cat

Miscellaneous

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."

My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He call my husband El Cheap-O. My husband calls him El Take-0.

Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announced to my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.

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