You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"
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Gentleman Burglar
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
The area had been hit with an epidemic of robberies perpetrated by the notorious gentleman burglar. One night Sally woke and shook Jim.
"Jim, there's a burglar in the house," she said.
"There is not," He said sleepily. "Go back to sleep, stupid."
Just then a man sprang from inside a closet. "There is...," he declared. "Now apologize to the lady."
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