Like the Olympics, the Rugby World Cup has brought an influx of tourists to our shores. As a public service to all
Australians it is your duty to try and do these; our Top Nine things to try on World Cup tourists...
9: Check every New Zealand supporter you see for a return plane ticket
8: Ask a Georgian what the weather is like in Atlanta this time of year
7: Start a fight over whose team is better. When the whole pub has joined in sneak out the back
6: If you find a USA rugby supporter take it to your nearest World Cup venue for your $10,000 prize
5: Tease the Scottish for dressing like Catholic School girls
4: If you are a cab driver remember; all roads go via Wollongong
3: Make a South African squirm by mentioning the toilet they are about to use is for the coloureds
2: Be really, really nice to all of them and apologise profusely for Crocodile Dundee III
1: Be careful not to mistake the Fijian cheerleaders for the players!!
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