Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron!
The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."
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Worst Food
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
A dietician, addressing a large audience, stated, "The things we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago".
"Red meat is loaded with bad cholesterol. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is laced with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and we don't seem to appreciate the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water".
"But there is one thing that is most dangerous of all, and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
An eighty year old man in the front row stood up, and said, "wedding cake."
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