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ISP Going Down

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These days we are all somewhat caught in an "Internet lifestyle," so here are some things you can do in the horrific event that your ISP goes down:

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past two years.

3. Think to yourself, you mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Reintroduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than three feet.

9. Get the ass groove in your chair fixed.

10. Check your mailbox every 15 minutes.

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