| Wedding Night |
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| Tuesday, 05 September 2000 | |
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A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. So he calls up his dad and asks him, "What do I do first?" His dad says, "Take her clothes off and put her in bed. " The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's naked and in bed what do I do now?" His dad says, "Take your clothes off and get in bed." He calls back 5 minutes later and says, "I'm naked and in bed with her what do I do now?" His dad's patience is now running out so he says, "Look son do I have to spell everything out? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees!" The hillbilly calls up 5 mins later and says, "OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?" Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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