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| Tuesday, 05 September 2000 | |
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Two Kiwi's are working on a Building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck & says "Cawww I've gotta take a piss, but theres no where to go, eh" "Walk out to the ind of thit plank" replys Muck "I'll stand on this ind & balance ut" "Are You sure Muck ?" "Yis, no worries" "100 % ?" "YIS !" So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds, Muck forgets what he's supposed to be doing & steps off the plank & Phul is a goner. Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman & a bloke from New Zealand are sitting in a Bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest... Wazza the aussie says "Mate I've been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying to crack on to sheila's!" Pierre, the Frenchman says "No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of love like french champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure" Meanwhile Bob ( the Kiwi ) sits laughing & says "No, You blokes are both wrong, the other day I was walking past a Building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummetting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming... "CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!" Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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