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SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females) 1. You, Too, Can Do Housework 2. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 3. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works 4. How to Fill an Ice Tray 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money 6. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks") 8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception 9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook 10. Techniques of Calling Home 11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right 12. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonymous 13. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency 14. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet") 15. How to Stay Awake After Sex-Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me 16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom 17. Garbage: Kitchen to Curbside 18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try 19. The Morning Dilemma-If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower 20. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked") 21. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count. SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males) 1. Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES 2. Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?") 3. Elementary Map Reading 4. Crying and Law Enforcement 5. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR 6. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours 7. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast 8. The Seven-Outfit Week 9. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With It") 10. Driving : Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water 11. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry 12. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels 13. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP 14. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup 15. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You") 16. Yes, You Too Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "WE learned to deal with the embarrassment") 17. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good") 18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side 19. MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments 20. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too 21. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man? Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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