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Wednesday, 06 September 2000
An old lady really wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors, before she died. So she went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport.

"You must take the loyalty oath first," the passport clerk said. "Raise your right hand, please."

The old gal raised her right hand.

"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"

The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, "Well, I guess so, but. . .will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?"



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