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| Tuesday, 06 May 2003 | |
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I highly doubt this is true, but it's a funny read. This is apparently a true story which occurred very recently in the Telecom Call Centre in Lower Hutt. The Operator received a call from a somewhat irate and very worried Pacific Islander who it seems needed some urgent marriage guidance. The call went like this: Telecom: How may we help you? Customer: I haff a big problem with my phone bill. My wife, she think I haffing an affair! Telecom: Okay Sir, and how can we help you with this? Customer: My bill haff all these calls to Salulah and my wife think I haffing an affair with this woman, but I never heard of her before. I need to trace these calls please. Telecom: Sir, I'm sorry but the bill won't actually tell you the name of the person you're calling, just their number. Customer: This one does. Telecom: What phone do you have, Sir? Customer: A mobile. I tell you this. Telecom: No, Sir, what make? What do you have in your hands? Customer: An erection. After a moment's silence, the gallant Telecom worker continued. Telecom: Um, sir? Could you spell that for me? Customer: For sure - E..R..I..C..S..S..O..N. Erection. Another moment's silence from Telecom, and suddenly the penny dropped. Telecom: Sir? Can you spell Salulah for me? Customer: For sure. C..E..L..L..U..L..A...R. Salulah. The end of the conversation was unfortunately not reported. Did you enjoy this joke? Please share it!              Trackback(0)
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