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Wednesday, 06 September 2000
.... Reminds me of the time I went out with the lads, and we tried to get into this swish looking club. Very 'strict' dress regulations, they wouldn't let you in without a tie.

Of course I was the only one of our group not wearing a tie. The doorman was adamant. "No mate, I can't let you in without a tie."

We went back to the car to try and find one, but there was no tie to be found. The best we could come up with was a pair of jumper leads. So I tied these around my neck and we fronted up to the doorman again.

"Will this do?", I asked.

"Hmm, ok", said the doorman. "But don't you start anything!"



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