I've been on planes that had hellish Flight service, also had some jittery pilots in my time. But if I ever looked out of the window and saw this. Well, let me just say that thank god I took my change of clothes in my carry-on luggage.
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You can't trample infidels when you are a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
- Terry Pratchett